SELTZER SLUT TRUCKER HAT
- Regular Price
- $25.00
- Sale Price
- $25.00
- Regular Price
- Unit Price
- per
Bubbly? Yes. Basic? Absolutely not. This hat is for the wild ones who crack cans and break hearts before brunch. Whether it’s White Claw, High Noon, or whatever’s cold and vaguely fruity, this is your hydration station with attitude.
You’re not just sipping — you’re chugging, strutting, and stirring up chaos one fizzy gulp at a time.
💙 100% polyester thirst trap
💛 Adjustable mesh back — fits great with beach hair, bad decisions, and lime wedges
💙 Warning: may cause spontaneous twerking and questionable texting
Perfect for lake days, poolside antics, and every savage sip in between.
Because let’s be honest — if it’s sparkling, you're swallowing. 💦
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🚚 **Built for Comfort & Chaos** – Our trucker hats are made from 100% polyester with a breathable mesh back and adjustable snap closure, so you can find that *just right* fit for all your wild adventures.
🎉 **One Size Fits Most Mother Truckers** – Whether you’ve got big hair, big plans, or both, we’ve got you covered.
📦 **What You’re Getting** – Your order includes **one epic trucker hat** (no extras, just the crown for your chaotic little head).
💌 **Got a Custom Idea?** – Slide into our messages! We love bringing your savage, naughty, and downright hilarious ideas to life.
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