IT'S MY DUTY TO EAT THE BOOTY TRUCKER HAT

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My Yeast Infection Itches 🍞
Too real? Exactly.

This one’s not for the shy girls — it’s for the baddies who say what everyone’s thinking (but definitely not tweeting). Whether you're rocking it to brunch, the bar, or your OB/GYN, this hat is peak overshare energy and we’re here for it.

🍞 Foam trucker fit for maximum “WTF” reactions
🔥 Printed bold so nobody misses the message
đź’… For the unfiltered, the unbothered, and the unhinged

It’s scratchy. It’s savage. It’s straight-up iconic.
You might need Monistat, but you definitely need this hat.

🚚 **Built for Comfort & Chaos** – Our trucker hats are made from 100% polyester with a breathable mesh back and adjustable snap closure, so you can find that *just right* fit for all your wild adventures.  

🎉 **One Size Fits Most Mother Truckers** – Whether you’ve got big hair, big plans, or both, we’ve got you covered.  

📦 **What You’re Getting** – Your order includes **one epic trucker hat** (no extras, just the crown for your chaotic little head).  

💌 **Got a Custom Idea?** – Slide into our messages! We love bringing your savage, naughty, and downright hilarious ideas to life.