BRIDE'S DRINKING BITCH TRUCKER HAT
- Regular Price
- $25.00
- Sale Price
- $25.00
- Regular Price
- Unit Price
- per
You didn’t choose the bridesmaid life — but you sure as hell chose the open bar. You’re the designated chaos coordinator, the shot slinger, the backup dancer, and the baddie who’ll hold the bride’s veil and her hair.
💅 Slutty enough for the selfies
🥂 Savage enough for the speeches
💍 Loyal enough to hide the bodies
Perfect for bachelorette weekends, pole dance classes, or waking up in the wrong hotel room with glitter in places glitter shouldn’t be. This hat screams: “I do… shots.”
Snap it on. Black out responsibly. Repeat until the wedding.
🚚 **Built for Comfort & Chaos** – Our trucker hats are made from 100% polyester with a breathable mesh back and adjustable snap closure, so you can find that *just right* fit for all your wild adventures.
🎉 **One Size Fits Most Mother Truckers** – Whether you’ve got big hair, big plans, or both, we’ve got you covered.
📦 **What You’re Getting** – Your order includes **one epic trucker hat** (no extras, just the crown for your chaotic little head).
💌 **Got a Custom Idea?** – Slide into our messages! We love bringing your savage, naughty, and downright hilarious ideas to life.
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