SWALLOW THEN UNFOLLOW TRUCKER HAT
- Regular Price
- $25.00
- Sale Price
- $25.00
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No explanations. No closure texts. No emotional labor.
You did what you came to do — now you’re gone. 👋
The Swallow Then Unfollow trucker hat is for the bold, unbothered, and absolutely not checking their phone after. It’s savage, hilarious, and delivers straight-up “don’t get it twisted” energy wherever you walk in.
This hat says:
✔ One-time appearance
✔ Zero attachments
✔ Immediate disengagement
🧢 Why you need it
Iconic Funny Mother Trucker attitude
Breathable mesh back for hot girl chaos
Adjustable snapback because commitment issues are real
🔥 Wear it to:
Girls trips & bachelorette weekends
Pool days, bars, brunch, or “accidentally” running into them
Anywhere you want to cause confusion and laughter
Put it on.
Handle your business.
Disappear like a legend. 💅😈
THINGS TO KNOW BEFORE YOU TRUCK & ROLL:
🚚 **Built for Comfort & Chaos** – Our trucker hats are made from 100% polyester with a breathable mesh back and adjustable snap closure, so you can find that *just right* fit for all your wild adventures.
🎉 **One Size Fits Most Mother Truckers** – Whether you’ve got big hair, big plans, or both, we’ve got you covered.
📦 **What You’re Getting** – Your order includes **one epic trucker hat** (no extras, just the crown for your chaotic little head).
💌 **Got a Custom Idea?** – Slide into our messages! We love bringing your savage, naughty, and downright hilarious ideas to life.
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