MOUTHS DON"T GET PREGNANT TRUCKER HAT

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Mouths Don’t Get Pregnant
Facts only. 🫦💋 This is the hat that says what your mom definitely doesn’t want embroidered on your head—but your friends will lose it when they see it. Equal parts dirty, savage, and brutally honest, this one’s made for the bold who live by their own rules (and loopholes 😏🔥).

Built with a classic snapback fit 🧢, mesh back for breathable chaos 🌬️, and stitched with FMT’s signature unhinged energy ⚡. Perfect for bar nights 🍻, wild trips ✈️, or that one questionable Sunday brunch where you need a conversation starter.

This isn’t just a trucker hat—it’s safe(ish) sex education, the FMT way. 😉

🔥 Adjustable fit for all your messy moments
🔥 Classic trucker style that outlasts bad decisions
🔥 Guaranteed to get laughs, stares, and maybe a number 💌

🚚 **Built for Comfort & Chaos** – Our trucker hats are made from 100% polyester with a breathable mesh back and adjustable snap closure, so you can find that *just right* fit for all your wild adventures.  

🎉 **One Size Fits Most Mother Truckers** – Whether you’ve got big hair, big plans, or both, we’ve got you covered.  

📦 **What You’re Getting** – Your order includes **one epic trucker hat** (no extras, just the crown for your chaotic little head).  

💌 **Got a Custom Idea?** – Slide into our messages! We love bringing your savage, naughty, and downright hilarious ideas to life.