IF YOU HAVE A BOAT I GOTTA THROAT TRUCKER HAT
- Regular Price
- $25.00
- Sale Price
- $25.00
- Regular Price
- Unit Price
- per
Sea legs? Nah, babe — throat game. 🚤👅
This hat is for the girls who don’t just want a tan — they want a captain, a cocktail, and some deeply questionable decisions. Whether you're prowling the marina or already three White Claws deep on a pontoon, this trucker lets ‘em know you're here for sun, sin, and sucking face... maybe more.
👅 Foam front, mesh back — perfect for breeze, boat rides, and bad ideas
💦 Printed for maximum jaw drops and DMs
🍑 Ideal for lake days, yacht hops, and making waves with zero shame
Got a boat?
Then I got priorities. And a throat. Let’s go.
🚚 **Built for Comfort & Chaos** – Our trucker hats are made from 100% polyester with a breathable mesh back and adjustable snap closure, so you can find that *just right* fit for all your wild adventures.
🎉 **One Size Fits Most Mother Truckers** – Whether you’ve got big hair, big plans, or both, we’ve got you covered.
📦 **What You’re Getting** – Your order includes **one epic trucker hat** (no extras, just the crown for your chaotic little head).
💌 **Got a Custom Idea?** – Slide into our messages! We love bringing your savage, naughty, and downright hilarious ideas to life.
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