IF YOU HAVE A BOAT I GOTTA THROAT TRUCKER HAT
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- $25.00
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- $25.00
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Sea legs? Nah, babe โ throat game. ๐ค๐
This hat is for the girls who donโt just want a tan โ they want a captain, a cocktail, and some deeply questionable decisions. Whether you're prowling the marina or already three White Claws deep on a pontoon, this trucker lets โem know you're here for sun, sin, and sucking face... maybe more.
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Foam front, mesh back โ perfect for breeze, boat rides, and bad ideas
๐ฆ Printed for maximum jaw drops and DMs
๐ Ideal for lake days, yacht hops, and making waves with zero shame
Got a boat?
Then I got priorities. And a throat. Letโs go.
THINGS TO KNOW BEFORE YOU TRUCK & ROLL:
๐ **Built for Comfort & Chaos** โ Our trucker hats are made from 100% polyester with a breathable mesh back and adjustable snap closure, so you can find that *just right* fit for all your wild adventures. ย
๐ **One Size Fits Most Mother Truckers** โ Whether youโve got big hair, big plans, or both, weโve got you covered. ย
๐ฆ **What Youโre Getting** โ Your order includes **one epic trucker hat** (no extras, just the crown for your chaotic little head). ย
๐ **Got a Custom Idea?** โ Slide into our messages! We love bringing your savage, naughty, and downright hilarious ideas to life.
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