I BLEACHED MY BUTTHOLE FOR THIS TRUCKER HAT
- Regular Price
- $25.00
- Sale Price
- $25.00
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Dedication. Commitment. Priorities. 💅🍑 This isn’t just a trucker hat—it’s a statement that says, “Yeah, I went the extra mile, and you better notice.” Bold enough to make grandma choke on her sweet tea and funny enough to make your friends cry-laugh at brunch.
Crafted with a breathable mesh back 🌬️, snapback fit 🧢, and printed with unhinged FMT energy ⚡. Rock it at the pool 🍹, the bar 🍻, or that wild trip where you’re guaranteed to overshare.
Not just a hat—it’s a trophy for your savage sense of humor. 😏🔥
🔥 Adjustable fit for all your dirty deeds
🔥 Classic trucker style that outlasts bad decisions
🔥 Guaranteed to get laughs, gasps, and double takes 👀💋
🚚 **Built for Comfort & Chaos** – Our trucker hats are made from 100% polyester with a breathable mesh back and adjustable snap closure, so you can find that *just right* fit for all your wild adventures.
🎉 **One Size Fits Most Mother Truckers** – Whether you’ve got big hair, big plans, or both, we’ve got you covered.
📦 **What You’re Getting** – Your order includes **one epic trucker hat** (no extras, just the crown for your chaotic little head).
💌 **Got a Custom Idea?** – Slide into our messages! We love bringing your savage, naughty, and downright hilarious ideas to life.
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