DRINK IN MY HAND SAND IN MY CLAM TRUCKER HAT

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DRINK IN MY HAND, SAND IN MY CLAM 🍹🐚☀️

Serving coastal chaos, one sip and slip at a time.

This hat was made for hot girl beach days, boat-side booty calls, and questionable sunscreen application. Whether you’re toes in the sand or shots in the cooler, one thing’s for sure: this clam ain’t classy — it’s coastal trashy in the best way.

✨ Details:– Salty, savage, and summer-proof– “DRINK IN MY HAND, SAND IN MY CLAM” front and center for max side-eye– Mesh back to air out your drama– Snapback fit for beach baddies, boat babes, and sandbar sluts

💚 Sun’s out, buns out, clams… slightly disturbed. #FunnyMotherTruckers

🚚 **Built for Comfort & Chaos** – Our trucker hats are made from 100% polyester with a breathable mesh back and adjustable snap closure, so you can find that *just right* fit for all your wild adventures.  

🎉 **One Size Fits Most Mother Truckers** – Whether you’ve got big hair, big plans, or both, we’ve got you covered.  

📦 **What You’re Getting** – Your order includes **one epic trucker hat** (no extras, just the crown for your chaotic little head).  

💌 **Got a Custom Idea?** – Slide into our messages! We love bringing your savage, naughty, and downright hilarious ideas to life.