{"product_id":"cooter-connoisseur-trucker-hat-1","title":"COOTER CONNOISSEUR TRUCKER HAT","description":"\u003cp\u003eRefined taste. Questionable behavior. 🍷😏\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe **Cooter Connoisseur Hat** is for the girls who appreciate the finer things in life… and aren’t afraid to say it out loud. She’s got standards, she’s got opinions, and she absolutely knows what she likes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis hat = bold, chaotic, slightly inappropriate, and 100% unforgettable.\u003cbr\u003e💋 **Why You Need It:**\u003cbr\u003e* Because basic hats are BORING\u003cbr\u003e* Because your personality deserves a warning label\u003cbr\u003e* Because subtle is not your brand\u003cbr\u003e🔥 **Details:**\u003cbr\u003e* High crown foam trucker fit (serving attitude + height)\u003cbr\u003e* Adjustable snapback (one size fits most baddies)\u003cbr\u003e* Premium bold print that pops in every colorway\u003cbr\u003e* Lightweight + breathable for day drinking → night chaos\u003cbr\u003e🍾 **Perfect For:**\u003cbr\u003e* Bachelorette trips (obviously)\u003cbr\u003e* Girls weekends \/ Cabo \/ Nashville \/ Vegas\u003cbr\u003e* Pool parties + boat days\u003cbr\u003e* Anytime you’re feeling a little ✨extra✨\u003cbr\u003e⚠️ **Warning:**\u003cbr\u003eMay attract attention, laughter, side-eyes, and people asking “where did you get that?” every 5 minutes.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Funny Mother Truckers","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44974014562511,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0631\/2443\/9247\/files\/if_you_want_more_custom_color_trucker_hats_go_to_www.funnymothertruckers.com_-_cooter_connoisseur.png?v=1774041451","url":"https:\/\/funnymothertruckers.com\/products\/cooter-connoisseur-trucker-hat-1","provider":"FUNNY MOTHER TRUCKERS","version":"1.0","type":"link"}