SPITTERS ARE QUITTERS TRUCKER HAT

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💦 Spitters Are Quitters Trucker Hat – For the Deep Throat Champs & Blow Job MVPs 😈

Ready to let the world know you don’t half-ass anything — especially a good time? This savage trucker hat isn’t for the shy or the prude — it’s for the ones who go deep, swallow hard, and leave ‘em speechless (except for a few moans).

👅 In-Your-Face Statement — “Spitters Are Quitters” slapped right across the front, so there’s no confusion about your skillset.
👅 Dirty & Proud — Whether you’re a deep throat queen or just here to remind everyone that quitters never finish first, this hat’s got your back (and maybe your throat).
👅 Customizable Colors — Pick your poison — slutty black, naughty pink, or wild neon to match your oral expertise.

🍆 Perfect for:

  • Bachelorette Parties

  • Savage Girls’ Nights

  • Raunchy Birthday Bashes

  • Anyone ready to advertise their God-given talents

💦 Spit? Never heard of it, babe. Wear your crown — and your hat — with pride.

🚚 **Built for Comfort & Chaos** – Our trucker hats are made from 100% polyester with a breathable mesh back and adjustable snap closure, so you can find that *just right* fit for all your wild adventures.  

🎉 **One Size Fits Most Mother Truckers** – Whether you’ve got big hair, big plans, or both, we’ve got you covered.  

📦 **What You’re Getting** – Your order includes **one epic trucker hat** (no extras, just the crown for your chaotic little head).  

💌 **Got a Custom Idea?** – Slide into our messages! We love bringing your savage, naughty, and downright hilarious ideas to life.

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