RECOVERING SLUT TRUCKER HAT
- Regular Price
- $24.00
- Sale Price
- $24.00
- Regular Price
- Unit Price
- per
For the legends who’ve retired their party panties (kinda) and lived to tell the blurry, booze-fueled tales — meet the Recovering Slut Mother Trucker Hat.
This hat’s for the queens who’ve done the walk of shame in last night’s eyeliner, collected enough regrettable hookups to write a memoir, and still know how to flirt their way to a free drink — even if they’re allegedly in recovery.
Perfect for brunch with the bad decisions crew, bachelorette parties, or just letting the world know you’re a work in progress (emphasis on the work).
✨ Adjustable fit — for all head sizes, from reformed freak to relapse-ready.
✨ Pairs perfectly with bottomless mimosas and blurry memories.
✨ Warning: May trigger awkward convos with exes and inspire flashbacks you swore you forgot.
Because every recovering slut has a relapse story waiting to happen.
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🚚 **Built for Comfort & Chaos** – Our trucker hats are made from 100% polyester with a breathable mesh back and adjustable snap closure, so you can find that *just right* fit for all your wild adventures.
🎉 **One Size Fits Most Mother Truckers** – Whether you’ve got big hair, big plans, or both, we’ve got you covered.
📦 **What You’re Getting** – Your order includes **one epic trucker hat** (no extras, just the crown for your chaotic little head).
💌 **Got a Custom Idea?** – Slide into our messages! We love bringing your savage, naughty, and downright hilarious ideas to life.
